I hope my blog makes you laugh.

(Source: lumos5001)

Never compare yourself to the greats; it will lead you on a path towards futility and despair.

—Foundations of Mathematics professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

spookygasm:

i like the term ‘gender alignments’ because it presents new identities such as: lawful gender, gender evil, and the ever mysterious gender gender.

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

  • guard: by the gods, it's true, isn't it? a dragon has attacked Whiterun. how could mere men bring down such a beast?
  • female dragonborn: [looks straight into the camera like on the office]

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

i-reblog-stuff:

earthdragon1:

WHO IN THE HELL GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?!

All we need now is Dean and Cas on opposite sides of a wall through time and space and we’d have the most heart-breaking Superwholock gifset of all time.

Someone would pay for this.

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

suckcockforsatan:

fuckin’ bananas

suckcockforsatan:

fuckin’ bananas

pleatedjeans:

the real pusheen!

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

brendanwtf:

baremidrifffs:

bile4:

this is fucked up

God

no

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