Never compare yourself to the greats; it will lead you on a path towards futility and despair.
Foundations of Mathematics professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
i like the term ‘gender alignments’ because it presents new identities such as: lawful gender, gender evil, and the ever mysterious gender gender.
- guard: by the gods, it's true, isn't it? a dragon has attacked Whiterun. how could mere men bring down such a beast?
- female dragonborn: [looks straight into the camera like on the office]
what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes